I have a power of invisibility in the crowd. With my unattractive looks, average height, and black shirt, no one notices me in a crowded airport except fucking security dogs.
When these dogs try to pick me up from the security line, I thank them for making me visible and I do feel like a rock star. Except for the cavity search...
"We were so enthralled with the comedy show... We can't wait to revisit!"
"I had an awesome time with you guys!"