Just to freshen up before my comedy set, I always go to bathroom. Other day I heard a voice behind me asking "Bob, do you get nervous before going on the stage?" I said "no, not at all" and the voice said "then what the fuck you doing in ladies room?"
I have a power of invisibility in the crowd. With my unattractive looks, average height, and black shirt, no one notices me in a crowded airport except fucking security dogs.
When these dogs try to pick me up from the security line, I thank them for making me visible and I do feel like a rock star. Except for the cavity search... I have decided to start my own comedy show in Silver Spring Maryland. The first show will be on February 11, 2017. Details are almost final. I am so excited, I just can't hide it, I am about to loose control and I like it. Thank you pointer sisters for these lines. Lol.
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